Jake and Mike Videogame Show

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So I’m writing this before the podcast was even recorded, but guess what? It doesn’t even matter because I can say with 100% certainty that this was the single greatest Jake and Mike ever recorded!(I’m very confident in our ability to recall things we’ve done and then say those things into microphones) I can also say with 100% certainty that Jake and I started kissing at one point in this podcast and had to edit it out so we wouldn’t seem gay. I can say this because it happens every week, and I’ve gotten used to it by now( the kissing part, the editing is a hard thing to get used to) a lot of you might have thought it was because I have psychic powers, but you’d be wrong ( I do have psychic powers though, I’m just not using them to see the future. That’d just be silly. What is this, an episode of Fringe?!)

Anyways… I can also say that we talked about Kane and Lynch 2: Dog days, Dead Rising: Case Zero and  Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light (AKA the new Lara Croft game, AKA Dos El-Crofto gigante, AKA Rock Band 3) I would imagine many systematic and informationaly hilarious things were said, most likely by me, but I bet Jake had a few gems of his own as well. (Not really, that dude isn’t funny (Just kidding, He’s really funny (I’m lying about thinking he’s funny(No I’m not, he’s funny(No(Yes))))

So enjoy this episode a day earlier, and consider it to be one of those things that is given to you a day early (Jake is handsome, and So am I. We’re both really handsome. Just ask our mothers.)

-(MS)Mike out.

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They said it couldn’t be done. BUT WE LOOKED AT THEM AND SAID, “You think we can’t record a podcast with just downloadable titles!! Ones like Scott Pilgrim Vs The world: The Game, Castlevania: Harmony despair and Monday Night Combat, WELL GET READY FOR IT TO HAPPEN!!!” and then we were all like, doing it and stuff and the world was forever proven wrong!!

And then bam, we did it. You ready for it?! ARE YOU?!?!?! Then your prayers are about to be answered!!!

-(MS)Mike out.

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Well you asked for it, and you got it!! More Jake and Mike VGS then you can shake a stick at (or wag your flaccid penis at)!!

This week cover the first two entries of the Summer of Arcade on xbox live by talkin about Limbo and Hydro Thunder, and as if that wasn’t sexy enough for ya, We also talk about Starcraft 2 in all its long legged, large chested glory!

Want me to use alluring and dirty words in reference to a few more games? We’ll come back in two week and I’ll be happy to bitches!

-(MS)Mike out.

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Well well well, look who came crawling back! You’re so pathetic!

Okay fine you can come back as long as you promise to listen to us talk about Singularity, Dragon Quest 9 and Crackdown 2!

Deal?

DEAL!

(Dear listeners,

I’m in a hurry and working on a 48 hour film festival short, so go to hell and just take this lame podcast description for what it is.

Sincerely,

Mike “The Best Guy” Steele)

-(MS)Mike out.
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Were back into the old swing of things with E3 done and over with and Jake and I getting back to telling you guys what we’ve been playing. And what HAVE we been playing, you ask?

Were talking up Alpha Protocol, Rock Band: Green Day, Blur, Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker, Breath of Death VII and Protect Me Knight, among a few other things.

Clean your ears and put on those headphones jerks, because it’s time for the Em Effin’ Jake and Mike Videogame Show Episode 33!!!

-(MS)Mike out.

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whats there to say about this weeks show that the title doesn’t say? We dish on the big keynotes, the big announcements, and the little things we saw here and there and liked! Check us out next week for a return to form with the games weve been playing for the last few weeks.

-(MS)Mike out.

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Hilarious intro to the podcast, usually involving an anecdote about Jake and I being heroes.

Interesting way of telling you that we talked about Alan Wake, Dragon Age: Awakening and Red Dead Redemption, that ties into opening joke.

Goofy and self deprecating outro and gracious compliment for listening, placed at the end of the post.

Signature at the bottom saying, “(MS)Mike out.” in it.

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In a world, forgotten by man kind… 2 men are bold enough to leave the dark subterranean world that man has been stricken to, and brave the harsh forces of mother nature to bring you a podcast of which mankind has never seen!!

A podcast featuring Skate 3 talk…A podcast featuring Lost Planet 2 talk…A podcast featuring Rocket Knight talk!!!

BOLDNESS! ACTION! BEING HANDSOME! ADVENTUROUS THINGS! SUN BLEACHED SURVIVAL! ALL SORTS OF MORE DIFFERENT ACTION!

Will these two brave men succeed on their dangerous journey, or will they just be one of many names on a list of failed heroes? FIND OUT NEXT, ON THE JAKE AND MIKE VGS PODCAST EPISODE 30!!!!

-(MS)Mike out.

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Once Upon a time, There were two boys that loved video games veeeeeeery much. In fact, they loved them so much that they spent an hour every other week telling people how much they loved them. One week, the two boys decided they were going to talk about Dead to Rights: Retribution, The deal that Activision made with Bungie, and the evil and wicked Monster Hunter Tri.

After they finished talking about those things, people were so happy that they made them their kings. And they lived happily ever after…. That was until being co-king wasn’t good enough for Jake anymore and he killed Mike in cold blood.

The End

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Hey you! Yeah you the jerk who likes video games! I have this awesome podcast you should listen to…what do you mean what type of things do they talk about? They talk about all sorts of games!

Like take this week for example, they talk about That brand new splinter cell game, Splinter Cell: Conviction. Hmmm…Downloadable games? Oh yeah they totally have those covered too. They talk about Zombie Driver, Trine and Toy Soldiers. Yeah I know, YOU ARE GONNA LOVE THIS! Oh fake guy I’m having an imaginary conversation with to explain what this weeks podcast is about, you’re so cool and handsome! Oh, I am too? Thanks man! I really needed that today, because I’ve been having alot of body image issues lately. You know what, we should hang out soon. Oh….you’re busy? Well we could always just hang out another time, right? Oh….you’re busy alot….Nevermind I guess…..*Sigh*

-(MS)Mike out.

PS I’m the guy hes talking to (said in a whisper) -Jake

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Have you ever thought to yourself, “Ugh, if Jake and Mike don’t talk about Just cause 2, Red Steel 2, Tropico, Final Fantasy and Perfect dark’s re-release I’m gonna divorce my wife and give my baby to the neighbors!!!”

Of course you have! EVERYONE has been in that spot at least once or twice in their lives.

Well have no fear because we are back in the saddle and every one of those things is happening and happening strong!

THE SUN IS SHINING AND ITS TIME FOR THE JAKE AND MIKE VGS PODCAST EPISODE 27!!!!

-(MS)Mike out.

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Imagine a world where Dudes named Jake and dudes named Mike get together and talk about Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver. Now take that world, put it into a gun that fires worlds instead of bullets and shoot it at another world where Guys named Mike and Guys named Jake talk about Final Fantasy 13. Does it Sound like science fiction?! Does it seem too good to be true?

WELL ITS NOT, BECAUSE THAT WORLD IS THIS WORLD! DUN DUN DUN!

That’s right were back and were celebrating our 1 year anniversary!! How do we celebrate such a thing?! By not remembering until after we recorded and then mentioning it in the podcast release notes!! Hell yeah, thats how Jake and Mike Party! So give this piece a listen and enjoy the eargasms you are about to receive!

-(MS)Mike out,

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People, People, People!!! We are BACK this week with another one of the sexiest podcast’s that will ever tickle your ears with it’s sweet vocal honey, THATS RIGHT! The Jake and Mike Videogame show, Episode 24, is in the house!

This week we have more games than you can shake a stick at to talk about, and that must be a shit load of games because shaking a stick is very easy, am I right?! But somehow, we managed to pack the podcast with even more than that, so you can thank us later. We talk about my thoughts on the new game Dante’s Inferno as well as 3rd person action games in general, but thats not all, we also talk about demonic nipples! How can you pass that up?!

We also go into our thoughts on Aliens Vs Predator and Bioshock 2 and why we either dislike them or like them, and then we use words ro express those points and facts and opinions to back them up. Yuuuuup, some really cutting edge stuff we’re trying here at the Jake and mike VGS, so give it a listen and if you like what you hear, takes your clothes off and check us out on Itunes and pop-Droid.com

-(MS)Mike out.

Hell, maybe you hate us but you really love anime and videogames! Well if that’s the case then we definitely have a place for you! You all need to check out http://pop-droid.com/ and get down with the magic over there. Its like if screw attack gave themselves an Anime, Manga, and Games make over and then mixed in all sorts of other user based style stuff. Were gonna be hosting our Podcast up there in the future so If you like us, then you gotta’ head over there and show them how awesome our listeners are and enjoy the community.

Plus I’ve got a profile over there and I’m awesome right? Don’t you like me? You like me right?! RIGHT?!?! Oh, dear god, please tell me you like me or i’m gonna have an anxiety attack. I basically live off the acceptance of others!!!! OH DEAR GOD I’m gonna break down! Oh wait, what’s that…? You DO think I’m awesome? Oh wow….. that was close.

OH and it gives me an excuse to talk about Anime as much as I’d truly like to. Huzzah!

-(MS)Mike out.

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Back in the saddle and I’m the sheriff! And Jake is also the sheriff! We’re both the sheriffs!! And you’re being thrown in the slammer, partner!

That was what I’d say if I was a cowboy that ran a podcast, but I’m not so here is the real stuff. POW WHAM BAM! We are back with another great podcast for your ear holes to fill themselves with. The fanbase seems to have grown a bit to welcome to all the new listeners! Have a seat, get comfy and settle in for a sexy little podcast journey!

We hungered for more Mass Effect 2 talk so you get a bunch for of that, as well as my review of No More Heroes 2, some info on the new DVD Halo Legends and our awesome experience with the Bad Company 2 demo.

Feel like that’s enough audio sex to bang your eardrums dry? Oh, you’ll feel it! and you’ll love it. So enjoy!!

-(MS)Mike out.

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So here we are, back and forth, back and forth, you sit and decide whether or not you like us or love us. Let me help you make the “love” choice really quick by sharing our brand new podcast with you!!!
We talk about Dark Void and our seemingly independent and lonely enjoyment of the game. Also talk up DSiware game Starship Defense, PC downloadable game Crayon Physics Deluxe and of course, the impossible to ignore X360 Mass Effect 2!
Would you like to have an orgasm without using your hands?! JUST USE YOUR EARS, by listening to this podcast! Enjoy!
-(MS)Mike out.

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I have some bad news everyone…

Did any of you like that episode where we talked about FFCC: The Crystal Bearers, Bayonetta and her sweet ass, Darksiders and the new Army of Two sequel?? Well…We got lazy and this is just that podcast again.

I can already hear all of you now “How dare you repackage that podcast from the future and rehash it when all of those games actually come out.” And that is very valid, so I apologize.

And to the rest of you out there, the ones that think this is far too high a concept idea for what could have been a simple podcast description, I say to you, “Kudos. You are all very correct. But, go fuck yourself.”

Also we play a game and this podcast is longer than normal. That whole “concept as a description” was wearing thin and I’m not about to keep it going the whole way and you can’t make me.

-(MS)Mike out.

EDIT: Thanks to Sean Stryka for bringing this to my attention. It seems that the screen tearing issue is native only to the 360 version of Darksiders so those of you out there that want it on the PS3 have nothing to worry about!

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Im not sure what else there is to say other than check this thing out for a nice amount of nostalgia, commentary and back and forth about Jake and I’s favorites, least favorites and honorable mentions from 2009. It’s a really good listen and prolly the most fun I’ve had recording one of these since we started! Enjoy!

-(MS)Mike out.

And that means were taking a little break here until the new year. SO expect the next update to most likely be the new Podcast and then the Vlog’s and post’s will continue as per normal updating schedule. Merry Christmas and enjoy all the Games you get this year for the holiday!

-(MS)Mike out.

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Jake and Mike VGS?!?! Oh yeah, it’s that time you ugly, blotchy skinned losers!

Why do I think I can get away with insulting you? I KNOW I can because that is how good this week’s episode is, and soon you’ll be on the same page as Jake and I, your heroes.

We spend some time talking about the new Pixeljunk game Shooter, The Saboteur, Zelda: Spirit Tracks and the Dante’s Inferno demo.

Do any of those things interest you? OF COURSE THEY DO! So get your listen on and thank us later.

-(MS)Mike out.